itsesabotaasi:

Siis kappale “vanhoja poikia viiksekkäitä” kertoo tästä naisia syyttävästä kulttuurista. “Maailma houkutti pois morsion”. Siis jos Nestori olisi itse nähny vähäsen vaivaa niin ehkä hän olisi jonkun naikkosen löytänyt. Kukaan ei tule sua Nestori sieltä saaresta hakemaan. Ja onko se nyt joku ihme, jos kukaan ei halua muuttaa saareen asumaan? Kauhee työmatkakin. Olisi tehnyt siitä talosta kesämökin ja muuttanut vaikka Savonlinnaan. Ja norppa nyt sentää on uhanalainen laji, joten sitä voin sääliä, mutta Nestori on selvästi vain valittava incel!

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nomidot:

opossumprince:

i find it hilarious when ur the quiet/introverted kid and the teacher always sends ppl who are too talkative in class next to you bc they know you wont talk like

bad and naughty children get put with the Silent Man to atone for their crimes

YES THIS hAppened to Much with me

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Anonymous asked:

why are you obsessed with lifting weights. there's literally no point to it.

realisenothing Answer:

I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!

darthatlas777:

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:

the-sunshine-cult:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackness-by-your-side:

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this 👆🏾

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

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Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

I’m at a loss for words

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raindancejodi:

trainthief:

sims4likesandsuch:

trainthief:

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

Is that the right way to deal with people paying you for a service? Is it really worth losing customers and potential customers so you can pretend like you are someone important? What could they be irate about? You put whip cream on the latte? You didn’t leave your finger on the grinder button long enough? I find it hysterical that someone so low on the food chain needs to feel like they have a big dick! It’s rather pathetic that someone that is one step-up from pushing carts for a living can be so delusional. I would be petty if my daily life was to warm up milk or grind beans for a living but at the end of the day you are the one wearing an apron & wiping piss off toilets for a living. I think we all know who really wins

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Cranky because I told you your “grande 20 oz skinny breve latte” order made no fucking sense aren’t you

OP: I don’t let rude customers intimidate or bully me

This Fucking Person: So you’re just a rude bitch huh? That’s it? You’re fucking rude and horrible and just fucking spit on your customers is that right? I’m Very Important

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Adventures in tabloid land

bogleech:

newrulesnewlife:

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You might have seen the story above 

“So many good people fought for freedom and equality - but this generation are looking for a reason to be offended,” the Daily Star reported him saying.

“Generation snowflake, or whatever you want to call them, are actually putting us backwards.”

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/01/dwayne-the-rock-johnson-says-generation-snowflake-interview-faked.html

But The Rock has denied making those statements, saying in a video on Instagram that the quotes attributed to him were “100 percent  fabricated”. The interview never happened. Never said those words. 100 percent false,“ he wrote in his post.“If I ever had an issue with someone, a group, community or a generation - I’d seek them out, create dialogue and do my best to understand them.“Criticizing ain’t my style. I don’t cast stones and we all get to be who we are.“The Daily Star is yet to comment on the controversy and whether they in fact interviewed The Rock.


The bigger story here is why the rebuttal headline was not ROCK BEATS PAPER

The daily star probably saw that Dwayne was popular with “the left” in some fashion and decided they could make up a cheap controversy for easy money.

Because they’ve done that literally hundreds of times. Every single issue is full of quotes their writers made up on the spot and they’ve been sued for it numerous times.

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